comedyke:

i thought the bermuda triangle was gonna be a huge problem when i was younger

gothvein:

russellwilson:

ladyaceofspades:

russellwilson:

russellwilson:

russellwilson:

good morning everyone my pig stole a box of top ramen out of the pantry, ate 11 bags, then laid in the noodley carnage how are you all doing

if anyone is interested in an update on his royal swineness, today he had some delicious popcorn kernels for breakfast. this was the second bag (notice the other nearly empty one under his back foot)

Update?

On today’s menu: cat food, wine mulling spices, tapioca mix

deceive:

me not understanding a movie: wow… the cinnamon tography